Stuff I’ve Written

Below are links to writings of mine that have been published online. Some are freelance articles, some are short stories of both the fictional and non-fictional varieties. They’re mostly listed in reverse chronological order, so if the ones toward the bottom are terrible you can’t really fault me for that, right? If you want me to write something for you, email me at jclymer at gmail dot com.

Screen Rant

Interview: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Costume Designer Ann Foley

Game of Thrones: Who’s Next on Arya’s Hit List?

Transformers – The Movie Getting 30th Anniversary Home Video Release

Jeremy Irons Says Batman V Superman Deserved Bad Reviews

Watch Shia LeBeouf Watch Every Shia LeBeouf Movie

X-Men Star Nicholas Hoult Frustrated by Formulaic Superhero Movies

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 Early Reviews: A Satisfying Finish to the Series

The Walking Dead Beats Back Hordes of Football, World Series Fans

(See a full list of the articles I’ve written for Screen Rant here.)

The Laugh Button

Jen Kirkman doesn’t want your marriage or your kids on her latest special, I’m Gonna Die Alone (And I Feel Fine)

Gilda’s LaughFest 2015: Jerrod Carmichael perseveres through set via whisper

Gilda’s LaughFest 2015: Patton Oswalt brought down the house, literally

We Got This Covered

Silicon Valley Series Premiere Review: “Minimum Viable Product” (Season 1, Episode 1)

The Best Stand-Up Comedy Specials Available Online

Transformers: Age of Extinction, a Movie Based on a Line of Toys, Is Too Dark for Kids

Game of Thrones: The Complete Third Season Blu-ray Review

Girls Review: “She Said OK” (Season 3, Episode 3)

The Problem with Showtime

Boardwalk Empire Review: “William Wilson” (Season 4, Episode 7)

Cars 3 Is in the Works According to Voice Actor

Mighty No. 9 Kickstarter Campaign Finishes at Over $4 Million

The Interview Adds Lizzy Caplan to Its Cast

Fantastic Four Reboot Will Be Rewritten (Again)

Mogura no Uta Trailer Promises More Delightfully Crazy Violence from Takashi Miike

(See a full list of the articles I’ve written for We Got This Covered here.)

Existimatum

Harvey S. Karten’s “PRISONERS” Is Truly Avant-Garde

Laura Clifford’s “Kick-Ass 2” Review Is a Relic of a Bygone Era

Mark Ellis’s “Kick Ass 2 Review! (Tiffany Smith Joins!)” Is Full of Exclamation Marks!!!

Toomey’s “Review: The World’s End” Offers Little Imagination and Even Less Insight

Stanley the Whale

Neighbors

Praxis Magazine

Me, My Mom, and the Terminator

Something About the Duality of Nature

Evidence that My Cat Is Not Batman

Johnny America

Scarecrow and Zombie

Screen Junkies

10 Best Sci-Fi Movies

Made Man

10 Cute Songs for Friends

10 Best Movie Death Scenes

10 Best Songs to Wake Up To

How to Find Older Women to Date

Most Common Places to Meet Women

Guide to Dating Rich Women

How to Dine Alone without Feeling Awkward

How to Reinvent Your Wardrobe

10 Bad Actors in Good Movies

10 Best Movies About Journalism

10 Best TV Shows of the ’90s

Top Ten Video Game Villains of All Time

10 Best Songs About Hating Your Job

10 Worst Rock Bands of All Time

10 Worst Rap Songs of All Time

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