Below are links to writings of mine that have been published online. Some are freelance articles, some are short stories of both the fictional and non-fictional varieties. They’re mostly listed in reverse chronological order, so if the ones toward the bottom are terrible you can’t really fault me for that, right? If you want me to write something for you, email me at jclymer at gmail dot com.
Screen Rant
Interview: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Costume Designer Ann Foley
Game of Thrones: Who’s Next on Arya’s Hit List?
Transformers – The Movie Getting 30th Anniversary Home Video Release
Jeremy Irons Says Batman V Superman Deserved Bad Reviews
Watch Shia LeBeouf Watch Every Shia LeBeouf Movie
X-Men Star Nicholas Hoult Frustrated by Formulaic Superhero Movies
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 Early Reviews: A Satisfying Finish to the Series
The Walking Dead Beats Back Hordes of Football, World Series Fans
(See a full list of the articles I’ve written for Screen Rant here.)
The Laugh Button
Gilda’s LaughFest 2015: Jerrod Carmichael perseveres through set via whisper
Gilda’s LaughFest 2015: Patton Oswalt brought down the house, literally
We Got This Covered
Silicon Valley Series Premiere Review: “Minimum Viable Product” (Season 1, Episode 1)
The Best Stand-Up Comedy Specials Available Online
Transformers: Age of Extinction, a Movie Based on a Line of Toys, Is Too Dark for Kids
Game of Thrones: The Complete Third Season Blu-ray Review
Girls Review: “She Said OK” (Season 3, Episode 3)
Boardwalk Empire Review: “William Wilson” (Season 4, Episode 7)
Cars 3 Is in the Works According to Voice Actor
Mighty No. 9 Kickstarter Campaign Finishes at Over $4 Million
The Interview Adds Lizzy Caplan to Its Cast
Fantastic Four Reboot Will Be Rewritten (Again)
Mogura no Uta Trailer Promises More Delightfully Crazy Violence from Takashi Miike
(See a full list of the articles I’ve written for We Got This Covered here.)
Existimatum
Harvey S. Karten’s “PRISONERS” Is Truly Avant-Garde
Laura Clifford’s “Kick-Ass 2” Review Is a Relic of a Bygone Era
Mark Ellis’s “Kick Ass 2 Review! (Tiffany Smith Joins!)” Is Full of Exclamation Marks!!!
Toomey’s “Review: The World’s End” Offers Little Imagination and Even Less Insight
Stanley the Whale
Praxis Magazine
Me, My Mom, and the Terminator
Something About the Duality of Nature
Evidence that My Cat Is Not Batman
Johnny America
Screen Junkies
Made Man
How to Find Older Women to Date
Most Common Places to Meet Women
How to Dine Alone without Feeling Awkward
10 Best Movies About Journalism
Top Ten Video Game Villains of All Time
10 Best Songs About Hating Your Job
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